LEARN INDONESIAN SWEARWORD Part 2

Setelah 2 bulan lalu gue post soal swearwords dan gue menyadari kalo itu ngga bagus. Takutnya ada bocah yg make itu di kehidupan kesehariannya (padahal gue dari SD aja udah bilang "asu"(anjing)-_-) dan sekarang gue mau post sesuatu yg lebih bagus lah daripada yg bulan januari lalu, yaituu... LEARN INDONESIAN SWEARWORD Part 2!! Yeah! kenapa? because two is better than one, right? Damn right!

So, at January i had already told you some of indonesian swearwords and now i give you more. you know, so you can be Indonesian Swearword Master. And by the way, gue juga belum menyebutkan swearword yg deket artinya sama "fuck" kan? Gue fikir "fuck" adalah swearword yg wajib diketahui sebelum lo pake swearword yg lain. Kaya gue dulu waktu bocah, gue dulu pake "fuck" dulu sebelum "asshole" dan juga gue ,jujur aja, baru nemuin swearword yg indonesian pas dengan "fuck" yaitu pas gue SMA karena dalam bahasa jawa yg gue pake sehari-hari "fuck" adalah "kenthu" yg literally means bersetubuh. Bukan umpatan tapi kata kerja. And here you go dudes & dudettes! Indonesian Swearword Part 2!

Okay now we're getting more serious because this swearword is more savage than before. Ya, kata-kata ini sangatlah kasar menurut gue. Let's swearin'!!!

1. Ngentot
Nah kata inilah yg paling di tunggu-tunggu. This word literally means "Fuck" and you can use it like that also. like when you saw an amazing movie you can say, "Ngentot! Filmnya keren abis!" well the point is you can say it like when you said "fuck" for my other country fellow. bagi yg belum tahu kata ini berasal dari kata 'enak' dan 'total' yg menjadikannya 'entot'. Kata ini di populer kan oleh orang Betawi yg pelafalannya menjadi 'ngentot' seperti yg sering di gunakan sekarang. Kata ini juga bisa digunakan seperti ini, "Ngentit!" This swearword is really good, good to make people mad at you. Ya, bisa di bilang kata ini emang kasar banget. Jadi orang yg lagi meneriakkan kata ini, bisa di katakan dia lagi marah banget karena ditabrak tukang nasi goreng. Pokoknya marah banget. Now you know how to say "fuck" in indonesian, so let's fucking around!

2. Kontol, Memek or another word for genitals
Mari kita bahas soal alat kelamin. ngomongin swearword pasti ngga akan jauh-jauh dari bagian tubuh satu ini. Sebenarnya ada yg lain seperti mata atau mulut tapi menurut gue itu bukan swearword yg powerful. Yang pertama adalah men's genital or "Kontol" and it means "Dick". okay now i don't have to explain how to use it right? i'm sure that you already know how to use it. ad juga lagi "Memek" yg berarti "vagina". well, i think this was a powerful swearword. Usually, indonesian that two word most. because there is another genital that we can use to piss someone off, like "Peler" which means "Scrotum", "Balls" or "Testicles" and also "Palkon" means "Dickhead". specially for "dickhead", it was a two words combined, a "pala"(head) and "kontol"(dick).

3. Hilarious Swearword
kenapa gue bilang hilarious, ya emang ini ngga jelas haha. disini gue akan masukin anggota keluarga seperti Bapak, Ibu, Nenek dan semuanya. "Mak lu kiper!" which means "Your mother goalkeeper!" and "Bapak lu!" which means "your father!" is a swearword from some reason. we use their family as a subject and then we can add things funny, bad or something like that. Sebagian dari swearword yg ini menurut gue jarang sekali yg bisa di anggap umpatan kecuali ada alasan.

Yah itu dia tadi beberapa swearword yg udah gue temukan lagi dalam 2 bulan terakhir. di kesempatran lain mungkin akan gue tambah lagi karena masih banyak swearword di indonesia, because we had a lot of tribe in this country bitch! (sorry) Anggap ini sebagai ilmu karena tujuannya emang itu, memperbanyak perbendaharaan kata buat orang luar negeri yg di indonesia. And also remember, use it wisely! (well, it will not that wise if you use it) if you found any grammar error, just tell me. yeah, i suck at grammar --' Okay, Ciao for now!